there lived a little boy by the name of yakult
he grew up in the woods with his father who was then a hunter
he helps his father with hunting sometimes
but when he was free by his own, he often dreamt of this beautiful lady he hopes to meeet
so one day, while going on another hunt with his daddykins,
they saw a big fat piggu
so his daddykins said "that is ONE FAT PIG, those pork will last us a weeek!"
he took out his shotgun and aimed it at the piggu's tummy.
BUUUTT!
just at that moment, yakult saw the piggu's tummy moving and he stopped his daddykins from firing.
instead, yakult shot the piggu's trotter
now the FAT AND LAZY piggu is wounded so he couldnt escape
yakult and daddykins went up to the piggu and rubbed his tummy
suddenly, the piggu gave a loud burp and SPAT A YOUNG LADY OUT FROM HIS MOUTH! (so you can imagine how big the piggu's mouth was)
And there, the young lady was just how yakult always imagined his dream girl to be
she smiled cheerfully at yakult and said "hi, my name is vitagen. thanks a million for saving me!"AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
by courtesy of weini.. i suppose you guys know who the piggu was.. :(
